Recording starts. A large purpleblood is sitting in a chair. Her horns are exceptionally large, downward-pointed, and curly.

MAENAD: Are we starting?

INTERVIEWER: Yes. Could you tell me who you are?

M: Name's Chahut Maenad, twenty-two sweeps, purple, prob'ly lists that on the disk.


Recording starts. A thin ceruleanblooded troll is sitting casually in her seat, feet on the table.

INTERVIEWER: Interview of Vriska Serket-

SERKET: Vriska Serket, owner of the [BEEP] convenience store and spaceship repair shop, and the spaceship Scourge.

I: ...Yes. Thank you.

S: No problem, tealie.

I: Ahem.